Beer Is Not Very Funny
The Onion's Clickhole is the latest to try to wring a smile by poking fun at beer. But even the Onion can't do it. It's a quiz to find out if you're really a beer snob, but the answers are strained and boring:
We'll know beer has arrived when Stephen Colbert tells a gose joke and your father chuckles.
- I have a private mix of the song “Closing Time” by Semisonic where the line “Finish your whiskey or beer” is altered so that the word “whiskey” is bleeped out.
- One time, I was pretty sure I heard a statue say “Miller High Life,” so I had to blow up the statue with a bomb.
- Etc.
We'll know beer has arrived when Stephen Colbert tells a gose joke and your father chuckles.